I'm kind of kidding. I'm not really having a bad day...maybe a little bad day, but only because it's rainy and dreary. I thought a cure for the rainy day blues would be to do a little shopping up on Garland street... The Ruby Slipper, Tin Man Gallery, and a coffee at the Rocket Bakery. On the way to the car I thought I'd stop at a thrift store that we were walking right by. There are always old ladies in there who are very talkative-the grandma type. This is how the conversation went.
lady: oh he's so cute-how old is he (preston)?
me: thank you. he's two.
lady: now when is your next one due?
me: (thinking oh crap, what month is it nine months from now, wait, what month is it now....think, think, think! giving up, not being able to do any kind of math-even if it is easy math, i just start laughing.) Ummmm, I'm not pregnant I say.
lady: (horrified look on her face) Oh, I am so, so sorry! It's just your sweater...it looks like...
me: yeah, i know. it's my old maternity sweater.
But on a positive note-I did buy some new shoes. On sale! So even if I look pregnant (which I am NOT) I will look prego with cute shoes. Oh, and I am giving away a sweater, any takers?:) Now off to eat a salad. :)